[chinglish] Can you figure out their meaning?

[quiet sunshine]

I want to post some chinglish here, some of them are very funny, some I know they're wrong but don't know the correct expression. May be this thread will helpful with my chinglish. (I myself always use chinglish. :relief: )
Ok, here goes! Can you figure out their meaning? :p
1. No door!
2. plastic steel doors and windows
3. color wolf

[TwistedMac]

1. very drafty.
2. architect cutting corners.
3. gray.

[Uncle Frank]

1. Use other door/closed.

2. Vinyl coated doors & windows.

3. Gray.


Frank

:? :clueless:

[ax]

1. 們都沒有 - no way !

3. 色狼 - Sukebe!

[ax]

japanese one.

1. that couldn't be a story - 話しにならない。
2. After April festival - ？？？

[quiet sunshine]

1. 們都沒有 - no way !

3. 色狼 - Sukebe!
Aaah! Amazing! You're right!! :cool:

4. rotating wood horse

[ax]

rotating wood horse
旋轉木馬
merry-go-round

[quiet sunshine]

2. Vinyl coated doors & windows.

Doors and windows are made of such kind of material that with steel inside and vinyl covers outside, how do you call them? :relief:
1. that couldn't be a story - 話しにならない。
That couldn't be a topic?:?

5. add oil :p

[lexico]

QS's 3. 色狼 - Sukebe, Is /be/ the wolf ?
I've also heard of COLOR DEVIL 色魔 'sex-indulger' -- But why is 色 color associated with sexual indulgence ?

And finally something I know !
QS's 5. 加油 = Go, go, go~ !
Quite opposite sense of "adding fuel to the fire" :p

1. that couldn't be a story - 話しにならない。 Ax's 1. 'does not make a story' = 'Illogical' 'Nonesense' 'Pure crap !'
or maybe in a more civil atmosphere, 'Your story does not hold up' ? :evil:

edit: Ax's 1. 'is not a story' = 'bad' 'unspeakable' 'pitiful'

[ax]

Japanese english:
. after the festival
make a guess then ;)

and lex, 色 is supposed to be foreing borrowing from sex I guess.
Can you see the similarity? Sex - Se4

ax

[quiet sunshine]

QS's 3. 色狼 - Sukebe, Is /be/ the wolf ?
I've also heard of COLOR DEVIL 色魔 'sex-indulger' -- But why is 色 color associated with sexual indulgence ?

色: woman's looks, for instance: 绝色佳人, 天姿国色(describe women who are drop-dead gorgeous)
I think 色魔 is more horrible than 色狼, if 色狼 is a pupil then 色魔 must be a high school student. :p

and lex, 色 is supposed to be foreing borrowing from sex I guess.
Can you see the similarity? Sex - Se4
Hm, I don't think so, "食色,性也"(To enjoy food and delight in colours is nature.), cited from the Book of Mencius, I don't think the philosopher knew English more than 2000 years ago. :p
http://nothingistic.org/library/mencius/mencius21.html

6. after on, over off (hint: it's a slogan)

[ax]

after the festival is a rendition of 後の祭り