Kyo's Mystical Pants

[Nana007]

This is a random thought. I was watching the Dir En Grey Code Of Vulgarism DVD, about 5mins ago when this thought popped up. Be warned this is weird and random.

This thought is about Kyo's pants of all things. His pants are slung so low, that my brain wants to hemmorage from just watching :-) . Yet they cover the most important parts, but it seems that while watching, because the pants are so low, that any moment we might get a special treat :blush: . I mean they hang right over his a$$, that you wonder if he has a crack :bluush: .

His pants also look to be extremely tight, in that in many glorious shots you can see a bulge :blush: .Yet they also at the same time seem impossible loose. I mean not baggy as in they are oversized, but they seem to be loose in a weird way, that even though they are a perfect fit, it seems as if they have the potential of falling off.

And then there is the belt. That beautiful belt that just draws your attention. I mean really I wish I was that belt. So close, yet so far. The belt while it also is a perfect fit, in the weird way of the pants seems to be loose, as if the belt could slide off of the pants at any minute, yet it also seems to be very tight.

Like I said this thought was just EXTREMELY WEIRD AND RANDOM. I hope that nobody thinks that I am trying to see to much into things, or that I am overly fangirlish, cause I'm not really. It's just that every once in a while random and weird thoughts pop into my head, and this one happens to be about pants. A set of pants I wish I could be, but stilll a set of pants never the less.

This thought was so random that I had to post it to see if anyone else has ever noticed the same thing, Or is it only me. Also as many times as I have watched this DVD (at least 6). I have never noticed this before.

And No I Have Not Been Smoking :okashii: .

[Average_Psycho]

Interesting thoughts...

I've unfortunately not even gotten the concert yet, but once I have it, I'll keep that in mind and get my thoughts back to you on this.

[isayhello]

interesting... :happy:

[Kinsao]

I wanna watch... :silly:

[MeinMercilessCult]

:cute: :love: :cute:
Ahhhh....you've made my day with your lovely post. Every post in the world should be devoted to Kyo's pants!!!!........Ahhhh.......

[Nana007]

Another thought, not on his pants but on his hair. The magical Farah Faccet hair he has in the Ugly Kingdom5 tour. Its so perfect, no matter how much he sweats its stays. I have a clip of everyone in DeG just dripping sweat, yet no matter how much they sweat, their here i just as spiked as usual. Yea we should start a thread on J-Rock hair, I bet the pics of hairstyles could probaly go on for at LEAST 20 pgs.

[Kinsao]

I wish they would give out hair and makeup tips from their stylists - I admit I envy how jrockers' hair always looks cool and stays in place. I can't get mine to obey me no matter of what products I use! :(

[advigilo]

Another thought, not on his pants but on his hair. The magical Farah Faccet hair he has in the Ugly Kingdom5 tour. Its so perfect, no matter how much he sweats its stays. I have a clip of everyone in DeG just dripping sweat, yet no matter how much they sweat, their here i just as spiked as usual. Yea we should start a thread on J-Rock hair, I bet the pics of hairstyles could probaly go on for at LEAST 20 pgs.

GREAT IDEA:cool: go ahead:P

[advigilo]

? my smiley turned al blue???

*weird*

[Child_prey]

His pants are...his pants... they are...magical...like him.... Think about that...let that sink in..... you won't be able to sleep....

and also, he has the best butt there is...and tummy...want to lick that tummy..... *takes a cold shower*

[Nana007]

Well If any one wants the Ugly Kingdom 5 tour, or the Osako Jo concert, pm me, I have them. I accidently deleted the Code of Vulgarism tour though.

[Hyde_is_my_anti-drug]

Oh, I hear you, Nana-san! Those pants could do a Fangirl in. They're up there with Gackt's Vanilla pants. I mean damn, it's enough to give a fangirl--even a few fanBOYS (heeheeehee :blush: )--a nosebleed. A seriously-heavy-duty-go-to-the-hospital-for-blood-lose nosebleed.

[Nana007]

I believe this was posted In another forum, but because its revelant to this topic I will post this picture again.:cool:



http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/NaNa007/oohbaby.jpg
:cute: :cute: :yeahh: :silly:
Dear Person In Heaven, Dear Kyo's Parents,

THANK YOU!!!! :victory: :bow:


Signed,
NaNa

[Hyde_is_my_anti-drug]

Heheheh, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice :smoke: Yeah, nice pants and nice...yeah. :-)

[Child_prey]

This is a random thought. I was watching the Dir En Grey Code Of Vulgarism DVD, about 5mins ago when this thought popped up. Be warned this is weird and random.

This thought is about Kyo's pants of all things. His pants are slung so low, that my brain wants to hemmorage from just watching :-) . Yet they cover the most important parts, but it seems that while watching, because the pants are so low, that any moment we might get a special treat :blush: . I mean they hang right over his a$$, that you wonder if he has a crack :bluush: .

His pants also look to be extremely tight, in that in many glorious shots you can see a bulge :blush: .Yet they also at the same time seem impossible loose. I mean not baggy as in they are oversized, but they seem to be loose in a weird way, that even though they are a perfect fit, it seems as if they have the potential of falling off.

And then there is the belt. That beautiful belt that just draws your attention. I mean really I wish I was that belt. So close, yet so far. The belt while it also is a perfect fit, in the weird way of the pants seems to be loose, as if the belt could slide off of the pants at any minute, yet it also seems to be very tight.

Like I said this thought was just EXTREMELY WEIRD AND RANDOM. I hope that nobody thinks that I am trying to see to much into things, or that I am overly fangirlish, cause I'm not really. It's just that every once in a while random and weird thoughts pop into my head, and this one happens to be about pants. A set of pants I wish I could be, but stilll a set of pants never the less.

This thought was so random that I had to post it to see if anyone else has ever noticed the same thing, Or is it only me. Also as many times as I have watched this DVD (at least 6). I have never noticed this before.

And No I Have Not Been Smoking :okashii: .

Did you see that backstage clip on the DVD where he gest ready and has his shirt off and you see that....vain......... ?*nosebleed*

[Nana007]

Did you see that backstage clip on the DVD where he gest ready and has his shirt off and you see that....vain......... ?*nosebleed*

Um Yes.. I saw, I liked.:blush:

[Hyde_is_my_anti-drug]

*is jealous* The only Live DVD I have is of Laruku. I WANT DIRU LIVES!!!! Meh!!!! :bawling:

[Kinsao]

Can you use Megaupload? I can UL a (very) few for you if so... (I don't have so many Diru lives myself... :buuh: )

[KageTsuki]

*can't stop staring* that photo nearly gave me a stroke o_o that's some seriously hot ...............coughasscough...i mean, come on pants slide just a *little* bit lower and........x_x*head kaboom* thx ^______^u've completed my life :relief: *wonders why room is suddenly hot*

i totally agree with you. i haven't actually seen CoV, but i've noticed the mysterious property of his pants in other lives too *o*

I'm so sure it's Kyo's secret fangirl-magnet weapon:okashii:

[drain_away]

ah...so someone else has noticed that about Kyo-kun's pants...:D i am so glad, i was starting to worry myself...:relief: :D

and, oh, Kyo-kun's hair in 5UK!! he is so much the sex in that DVD...:cute::love: and his stomach...*licks screen and then nosebleeds to death* :love: i LOVE kyo-kun's stomach. and his HOT tight pants. so sexy!! :love:

to the creator of super tight pants: thnakyouthankyouthankyou!! :love:

[Dollporn]

I bet you some evil stylists had those pants made just that way for him.
And about the hair, I'm so jalous. Why does their hair stay up when my hair can't stay up a whole day just doing normal things?
I guess the answer is quite easy: hairspray. And probably some dead expensive kind that would kill western hair if we used it a lot too *pout*

[advigilo]

western hair? as in?

[drain_away]

as in the hair of European and American people. because our hair is more fine and soft than japanese hair, which is thick and coarse.

Dollporn: i know what you mean...and because western hair is not as coarse, we'd probably have to use MORE than him...:relief: it's so unfair...:( and his hair is so BRILLIANT in 5UK...and it just...STAYS so perfectly the WHOLE FREAKING TIME...:( ah, well, at least he looks sexy...:D

ah...evil designers...they probably did...:( i think with every single pair of his pants, too...and his shorts...:( but my favorite are the ones from 5UK...his whole outfit and hair style is my favorite Kyo-kun look...:cute: although i remember him having a pair of animal-print ones that were sexy...:? was it leopard or snake...? :?

[Kinsao]

..................... more pictures, anyone?......... *big sparkly eyes*

:D

[Nana007]

as, I look through my pictures, I realize that there are VERY FEW pictures of a full body Kyo, most are from the waist up.

[Nana007]

Whew...Okay I'm done. Since as I stated earlier, finding fullsize pictures of kyo, is short of a miracle, these pictures are either, of hairstyles I like, or his pants.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/NaNa007/224255649_small.jpg
I love his hair

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/NaNa007/hottkyo2.png
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/NaNa007/hottkyo.jpg
This picture is neither pants nor hair, but come on its pretty self explanetory.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/NaNa007/kyohimself-fs1.jpg
Need we say anything more...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/NaNa007/kyo107.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/NaNa007/kyo110.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/NaNa007/2002-09.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/NaNa007/kyo108.jpg
So sexy, but whats with the fannypack?
And I love his belt.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/NaNa007/Kyo-8.jpg

[Dollporn]

Hihi. Pjusk wrote Toutch yourself, Kyo on her pants for the concert. He only needs himself to do fanservice :D

[drain_away]

:D :D :D that's so great!! :D :D oh, if Kyo-kun comes to America, i will get front row tickets and make a sign...:D

[Kinsao]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............

that's all I can say for the moment...... :liplick:

[drain_away]

:D i know, i cannot stop staring at the pants...*licks her computer screen*

[POISONxIVY]

haha that's a pretty punk rock looking fanny pack lol!

[Yami_no_Hikari]

I'd hit it. :blush:

[Yokan]

:D i know, i cannot stop staring at the pants...*licks her computer screen*

:lol: *cracks up*:blush:

[drain_away]

hey, it's not my fault Kyo-kun is so sexy...who can blame me?? :sick: :D

aw, i love the Kyo fanny pack...it's like his signature piece of clothing...he is the only man alive that can make a fanny-pack look so hot...:cute: :D

*tries to lick computer screen again but realises her bedroom window is open and people are walking by...:relief: :D*

[Kinsao]

*licks computer screen and gets electrocuted* :nuts:

[drain_away]

:D

as if we all needed another excuse to lick the screen...here again are Kyo-kun's beloved pants:

http://tinypic.com/fycu47.jpg

:cute:

http://tinypic.com/fycu90.jpg

*is dead* :love:

and his hair:

http://tinypic.com/fycunp.jpg

http://tinypic.com/fycv21.jpg

and just because he's Kyo-kun and therefore we all love him:

http://tinypic.com/fycv8n.jpg

:cute: how *forbidden k-word* is that!? Kyo-kun is so *forbidden k-word*!! :cute:

[Average_Psycho]

Oh....... my....... god...... *dies* I've seen most of those pictures thousands of times before, but... but....... well.... honeslty, it IS self-explanatory.. :relief: So why should I bother explaining something when the explanation is right there? :lol:

Well If any one wants the Ugly Kingdom 5 tour, or the Osako Jo concert, pm me, I have them. I accidently deleted the Code of Vulgarism tour though.

*cough* Sorry for breaking in unannounced, but I wouldn't mind having Osaka Jo concert.. I have the Ugly Kingdom 5 DVD already, I'll be patient on The Code Of Vulgar[ism] though.

[Lestat197]

Okay the 1st pi cisn't just Kyo but its a full body pic almost ^^;;
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b299/amayah_/10939622324.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b299/amayah_/108671156276.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/Sonim/Kyo198.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/Sonim/LovelyKyo.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/Hao-ryu/kyocnady.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/LadyAreia/Dir%20en%20Grey/cage_kyo9.jpg
http://photo.tickle.com/image/35/9/2/O/35920215O872167794.jpg

[Nana007]

Okay, sorry it took so long, but here is the Osaka Jo concert for anyone who wants it. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JVX95IRB.

[drain_away]

waaah!! thank you!! :cute: :love: :love:

[Hide My Heart]

Ah! Have no fear! ForI have come before you all to teach you the wonders of the new age based on the teachings of Areaology!

Yes! That's right : areaology!

Now you may be asking your self ; what is this 'areaology' in which you speak? Hide My Heart, stop shooting up the crack you steal from the hobos! But wait! The theory explains so much including the mystery of The Pants!

You see Kyo's 'area' is no normal area! It is infact The Area!

Early in 1997 Troll T. Trull, the grandfather of modern areaology, first came to the startling realization which was destined to reshape the way humanity viewed its universe: That Kyo's Area is omnipresent; his Area exists at every point in every facet of reality. Those of us who witnessed this initial revelation immediately knew it was Truth, and soon became the first Areaologists.
AREA:
1. Length multiplied by Width
2. A portion of the body consisting of the genitalia, groin, and inner thighs
3. The part of Kyo that is all-encomposing, and pre-dates the written word.
see also: region, crotch, domain, bulge, package, unit, zone, quadrant, contour map, midgard serpent, tent


Kyo's Area exists throughout the entire universe, flowing around and through everything that is, surrounding us perpetually in its crotchful goodness. Soon you will be able to break the limits locked into your senses so that you too can see Kyo's Area bulging all around you and feel it expanding the tights of your life.

If you're capable of reading these words, your visual cortex (like most people's) is blocking out the majority of Kyo's Area in your visual field. It's good that your brain can do this, or else you'd never be able to see anything other than Kyo's Area. Dropping these optical filters is an incredible experience, but it's best done for only short periods of time. First you have to make yourself more aware of the crotch you live within, to be able to sense some of its lesser manifestations without overwhelming yourself

This can be best achieved by watching such pictures as provided above including music videos and clips which shamelessly draw attention to Kyo's area.

So now doubtlessly you will have questions :

Who would win: Kyo's area or the Force?

The Force is fictional, and exists only in the Star Wars universe. Kyo's area is very, VERY real.

Was Kyo's area involved in the JFK assassination?

This is still uncertain, but there have been various theories. It has been proven that the Area's "short and curlies" can cause a projectile to erratically change direction as in the Magic Bullet theory. Another hypothesis is that it wasn't actually a bullet that punctured Kennedy's head. This is known as the "Lone Sperm" theory.

Is Kyo's area sentient?

We don't think so, but it does respond to stimuli, just like anyone else's area.
So I can give Kyo a handjob by waving my arms around? Does it hurt him if I start a bonfire?

Yes and yes. Thus the area is always writhing in simultaneous torment and ecstacy.

That's disgusting.

That's not a question.

I think I'm going to throw up!

Try not to get any on your computer.

Alright, I think I'm going to be okay now. Can I ask some more questions?

That's what I'm here for.

If Kyo's area exists at every point in the universe, why does it make a bulge in his pants? Doesn't the bulge mean his area is inside the pants and not outside of them?

It's actually a matter of area pressure differential, much like the air pressure differential which causes a balloon to inflate. Inside of the pants the Area is denser (greater Area per Unit Volume) than outside the tights, due to the proximity of the source. Thus the tights are stretched outward, despite Kyo's area being on both sides of them.

Does the earth revolve around Kyo's area?

In a certain sense, yes. Kyo's area is present at the center point of the earth's revolutions. In a much larger sense and more accurate sense, no. Kyo's area is also present at every other point in the universe, therefore the Area is not bounded by the path of the earth's revolution. It would be best to say that the earth revolves within Kyo's area.

Earlier you implied that the sky was blue when Kyo wore blue patts and cloudy grey when he wore grey pants. If this is the case what does partly cloudy blue sky mean?

That means that Kyo's blue tights have splotchy white stains on them. Try not to think about it too hard.

If Kyo's area is omnipresent, why can't I see it right now?

You're either using a text-based browser ( Download Netscape) or you have your backgrounds turned off. Go to "General Preferences" under the Options menu and make sure the "Always use my colors, overriding document" button isn't checked.

No, I didn't mean why isn't it on my computer. I meant when I'm looking at, let's say a wall, I don't see Kyo's area or any other part of his anatomy. Why not?

Oh, that's simple: You do, you just may not realize it. Due to the fact that Kyo's area has been in your visual field since the day you were born, your brain has learned to filter out such casual Area viewing. (like background radiation) Most people only consciously see Kyo's area when they actually see Kyo himself, because that's the only time their brain can cope with seeing his area without going insane. The rest of the time just think of it as always being in your blind spot. It's been theorized that people are born blind because their optic nerves lack the ability to filter Kyo's area out of the visual field before the brain translates nerve impulses into an image, and so for some the experience of sight is too traumatic to be continued.
It is also possible that you are looking right at Kyo's area, just much too closely for you to reecognize it.

Well here's a question: What would happen if Kyo took Viagra?

We'd all die.

Really?

Yes. It is the opinion of our best areaologists that every cell in our bodies would instantaneously be ripped to pieces and crushed while the earth was torn asunder and space-time collapsed in on itself.

How did they arrive at this conclusion?

Speculation and Theory. While it is possible that our universe would actually be safe as Kyo's Area expanded extra-dimensionally, we feel that this matter is far too grave to risk experimental tests

Was the massiveness of Kyo's Area in any way responsible for the massive tsunami of December 2005?

While Kyo's Area is definately capable of causing earthquakes in excess of 8.9 on the richter scale and producing enormous waves of water travelling 500 mph, it could not have had anything whatsoever to do with that terrible tragedy. Kyo's Area is not a source of destruction, but rather of pure, blissful love. We hope that the survivors and families of the victims can find new lives and new hope within the warm, and often sweaty, embrace of Kyo's Area.

How would the Area cause earthquakes and 500 mph waves of water?

For the earthquakes there is a lot of thrusting involved. As for the waves, that's not exactly water, actually. But it is a fluid, and has been known to gush forth in 20- to 50-foot waves at speeds around 500 mph, typically shortly after the thrusting.


NOw doubtlessly you are wondering :

What on earth did that have to do with his pants?!

Well, my answer is this : with all of that in mind. Now knowing what his area is capable of, it becomes readily apparent that only a *special* pair of pants could contain the area. They would have to be magical enough to be worthy of encompasing the area. They would have to be low enough to be able to ease you into seeing the area yet strong enough to hold the pants up to keep you from loosing you r mind from to much exposure to The Area all at once.

If we follow the train of thought to a logical conclusive answer after all of this evidence it comes to this : Kyo's pants are Indeed magical because only magic pants can survive all of that and still look that good.

(Oh by the way I am not an areaologist and I just borrowed their theories on it. :-) I'm not smert enough to come up with that theory on my own lol)

[neostereo]

Some full-body-Kyoness to you all. I have plenty, here's just a few :3 [I have about 1230~ pics of T3h Warumono, no I'm not obsessed >XDD;]
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a108/pornoroughtype/Warumono2KisouBS.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a108/pornoroughtype/060foolsmatejul2002vol249.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a108/pornoroughtype/4_8.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a108/pornoroughtype/bfe1f808.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a108/pornoroughtype/7c9330d0.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a108/pornoroughtype/45e34b08.jpg

[Hide My Heart]

I would like to point out the resemblance between the color of Kyo's pants and the sky which goes to further supporst the areaology theory.

[Kinsao]

Hide my Heart... I think I love you.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I really needed a good laugh just this minute.
It's also funny because in an msn conversation with Average Psycho last evening, I used sloganizer, which told us: "Kyo's crotch is back!" -- and today, here is this thread. Freaky or what?!? :o

[Hide My Heart]

No, there is no freaky-ness...there is only the area.

Mytheory is thatthe area, while not sentinate felt your remark and knew that it was time for you to embrace the truths surronding the philosophy's of areaology. Therefore it set in motion a whilrwind of events that led me to said forum to share my knowledge.

Coincidence?

I think so!

LoL So glad I was able to make you smile! :-)

[Hide My Heart]

Oh? And for the record?
I love you too.
You beast you. :blush:

[Kinsao]

Why thankyou. :-)
The area surely does have a mightily powerful influence. :giggle:

[Hide My Heart]

Why yes. Yes it does. :-)

That is why we must accept the reality of the area and continue to post on the forum of the magical pants so that others might learn to embrace the ever lasting peace that can only be found in The Area.

ahhh....

Dear God I hope Kyo never finds out about Areaology. :souka: