Please help with translation.

[Sano86323]

If any one could help me translate these characters. A friend asked me to translate it but I'm not too good. So if any one could help please do!
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h238/sano86323/unkown.jpg

[nice gaijin]

I can't stand up to my sister? What exactly were you having trouble with?

[epigene]

Nice gaijin-san,

From the looks of it, "oneechan" is not "sister" but something else in this case.

Oneechan is often used as slang for a "woman of the night" (if there is such a description in English) or a sexually aggressive, older woman.

[nice gaijin]

that could be the case as well. it'd be nice if we had more than the title to go by

[epigene]

My guess is based on the wording of the title (suggestive of that) and what appears to be a pair of woman's legs and a very short skirt! :p

[Glenn]

What's meant by "older" here? Is it in relation to the target, or does it mean おばさん?

[epigene]

What's meant by "older" here? Is it in relation to the target, or does it mean おばさん?
Glenn,

An "obasan" can NEVER be called "oneechan" unless it's satire. :blush:

[Glenn]

Oh, alright. Yeah... that just makes too much sense... :?:blush:

Well, then, that sounds like my kind of woman! Hahaha :D:D

[kania]

Hello.
I'm wondering if anyone could help me translate this text http://www.traider.pl/legend/show.php?did=konkursprem&p=9 . I've never studied Japenese so please don't laugh when it turns out to be very obvious. Thank you in advance.

[Glenn]

That's Chinese.

[warakawa]

yep that chinese, it is chinese for lara croft.