translate romaji to english

[gappy]

hi can someone help me translate the following???
I have tried to do it online but I am not getting any luck :o(

1. Onka wa Deska
2. Craigson ne nu jinuko
3. Hindu ne waduhu?
4. Hinju entesdka!!!

thank you!!!!

[nice gaijin]

um... that's not Japanese

[dreamer]

Indeed, appart the first sentence that doesn't look very japanese to me.
Beside that'd be the wrong section to ask...

[Damicci]

um... that's not Japanese


I wonder what made them think it was Japanese? Maybe there are just many spelling errors.....in every sentence.......and every word.....:relief:

[dreamer]

well the "wa deska" in the first sentence looks like a mispelled はですか

[nice gaijin]

but even that's not Japanese, dreamer. I can see past spelling mistakes, but these make no sense, no matter how you construe them.

[Derfel]

I smell trolling here :D

[nice gaijin]

I think the OP is just misguided; they don't understand Japanese, so they wouldn't know whether it was just nonsense. Trolling suggests some kind of sinister motive to stir up trouble.

[dreamer]

but even that's not Japanese, dreamer. I can see past spelling mistakes, but these make no sense, no matter how you construe them.
I know what you mean but I was merely trying to make an hypothesis as to why the person thought that those sentences were japanese ^^;
Sorry for the confusion...

[FrustratedDave]

hi can someone help me translate the following???
I have tried to do it online but I am not getting any luck :o(
1. Onka wa Deska
2. Craigson ne nu jinuko
3. Hindu ne waduhu?
4. Hinju entesdka!!!
thank you!!!!
I will translate for everyone, there are just a few spelling mistakes, thats all.

Craig ,after perusing through that hindu book at cram school, did trying to understanding it make you hungry?

Here is the literal translation with correct Japanese.
1. Onka wa Deska = Are you hungry (onaka ha suiteimasuka,お腹はすいていますか？）
2. Craigson ne nu jinuko = Craig went to cram school( Craigesan ha juku ni ikimashita ,クレイグさんは塾に行きました)
3. Hindu ne waduhu? Trying to understand Hindu book(hindiigo de kakareteiru hon wo rikai shiyou to shiteiru ,ヒンディー語で書かれている本を理解しようとしている）
4. Hinju entesdka!!!　perusing a book (hon wo estran suru, 本を閲覧する）

[ASHIKAGA]

I will translate for everyone, there are just a few spelling mistakes, thats all.
Craig ,after perusing through that hindu book at cram school, did trying to understanding it make you hungry?
Here is the literal translation with correct Japanese.
1. Onka wa Deska = Are you hungry (onaka ha suiteimasuka,お腹はすいていますか？）
2. Craigson ne nu jinuko = Craig went to cram school( Craigesan ha juku ni ikimashita ,クレイグさんは塾に行きました)
3. Hindu ne waduhu? Trying to understand Hindu book(hindiigo de kakareteiru hon wo rikai shiyou to shiteiru ,ヒンディー語で書かれている本を理解しようとしている）
4. Hinju entesdka!!!　perusing a book (hon wo estran suru, 本を閲覧する）
No no no no... Dave, you got it all wrong. It is like this ; Perusing the menu written in Hindi at a cafeteria of a posh cram school, realizing that he did not understand a word, Craig said to himself, "Suddenly, I'm not hungry anymore.".

[FrustratedDave]

No no no no... Dave, you got it all wrong. It is like this ; Perusing the menu written in Hindi at a cafeteria of a posh cram school, realizing that he did not understand a word, Craig said to himself, "Suddenly, I'm not hungry anymore.".
LOL, yes maybe that was the correct translation!:cool:

[nice gaijin]

it's like how dentists can understand people with a fist shoved in their mouth, amazing!!!

[dreamer]

o_O
Goodness...was that like some delinquent slang or whatsoever??

[nice gaijin]

no, it's still nonsense. They're just having fun.

[FrustratedDave]

it's like how dentists can understand people with a fist shoved in their mouth, amazing!!!
Ha,Ha,Ha... That is the funnest thing I have heard in a long time! Thanks for renewing my faith in the English langauge.:cool:
o_O
Goodness...was that like some delinquent slang or whatsoever??
Sorry, I was just playin with everyone.:p